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SNL had a peak into Newt Gingrich’s Moon colony. President Obama’s socialist policies, and nuclear war with the Norks and Iranians have destroyed the Earth, but that’s ok because Callista is willing to try an open marriage so that Newt can do his part to re-populate the human race.

Moment of Racial Insensitivity: Arizona state rep. Cecil Ash is wondering why there are no holidays for white people. He wants to state to match its Latin American Day with a “Caucasian Day.”

George Will says that Mitt Romney has already wrapped up the GOP Presidential nomination. He says that the lack of debates in the near future will make it difficult for Newt Gingirch to turn the tide.

Awkward Media Moment: During their coverage of the Nevada caucuses John King on CNN called Mitt Romney “Governor Mormon.” At least he wasn’t drunk… this time.

Newt Gingrich has continued his trend of not calling Mitt Romney to congratulate him. He told Wolf Blitzer on CNN that Romney outspend him 5-1 so he doesn’t deserve congratulations.

A new Facebook/Politico poll says that Donald Trump’s endorsement of Mitt Romney may have actually hurt him a little. Forty-one percent of those surveyed said Trump’s endorsement gave them a more negative view of Romney, compared with just 10 percent who said they now view him more positively. Forty-nine percent said the endorsement had no effect. I didn’t seem to hurt Romney in Nevada.

Knoxville has decided to celebrate the 100th anniversary of the Titanic disaster with an ice carving competition. Too soon?

Let the record show that the first War on Christmas story appeared in… February: Remember the Massachusetts school district that wouldn’t let the firemen visit class dressed as Santa? The school board has changed their mind.

Donald Trump endorsed Mitt Romney at an event in Las Vegas. Shepard Smith was less then impressed, saying that next we’ll get endorsements from Shakira and Big Bird.

A reporter asked Callista Gingrich if she is currently in an open marriage. She seemed shocked by the question, but Newt who was nearby said no. So Newt has apparently abandoned the American dream of having your cake and eating it too.

Awkward Media Moment: Michelle Obama’s media tour continues, now she did push-ups with Ellen DeGeneres.

A Minnesota school immediately banned a game played by a handful of fifth-graders called “rape tag.”  A parent alerted the school’s principal about the game after seeing it in Facebook postings. The game is like freeze tag, but in order to free someone, a player needs to thrust their hips at them, the station reported.

A group of California college students want to get rid of all college tuition. Instead the student would pay 5% of their income to the college for 20 years after graduating and entering the workforce. Is that fair? The college could potentially get more money, but they wouldn’t get paid at unless you find a job. Which basically means they would do everything they could to talk you out of being a philosophy major.

Scare in the Air: The US government’s “No Fly” list has more than doubled in the last year.

Geeky Space Story of the Day: NASA has found another planet smack dab in the middle of the habitable zone of a star. It’s a “Super-Earth” about 4.5 times the size of this here planet, and it’s about 22 light years away in the constellation Scorpio.

Desperation: In a robocall to Florida voters, the Gingrich campaign said that because of Mitt Romney’s actions as governor of Massachusetts, “Holocaust survivors” were “forced to eat non-kosher” food. The Romney campaign said that the former governor had to slash hundreds of programs during a time of financial crisis, but eventually restored funding for the kosher meals.

House GOPers are moving forward with bill which would punish states who dont prevent welfare recipients from “accessing their funds” at casinos, liquor stores or strip clubs. Once again, if you’re footing the bill, do you have a right to tell people what to spend it on?

Awkward Media Moment: 114 year old MSNBC wonker Andrea Mitchell said “Fo Shizzle” live on the air. She was talking about Snoop Dogg’s endorsement of Ron Paul.

It’s not all good news for Mitt Romney. A report says that Seamus, the dog Romney famously put on the roof of the car when the family drove to Canada in 1983,  may have actually run away once the Romneys reached the Great White North.

Stephen Colbert’s Super PAC, Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow, took in more than $1 million as of Jan. 30, 2012. Ok it’s a funny bit and all but seriously, who is actually donating to that?

Remember when Chicago went an entire day without a murder? Ancient history. Homicides in Chicago have risen sharply so far in January compared with a year ago. Maybe it’s the freakishly warm weather?

National Geographic has a new show called “Doomsday Preppers” that follows people who are preparing for the end of the world. Good fashioned horrifying entertainment like “Hoarders” or viciously mocking the only brave people who are planning for the inevitable collapse of western society/zombie apocalypse?

Big John and Amy Hero: Chicago’s Linette Kossow chased a man for more than a mile after he stole her wallet. She cornered the punk in an alley, then gave him a nice lecture on why stealing is wrong before the police arrived to arrest him.

Sad News: Casino collapse in Cincinnati injured more than a dozen. Awesome News: A tour bus hit a television station’s van live on TV during a news conference about the collapse. Big John and Amy Caliber-news: The bus driver interrupted the news conference again, yelling at the entire press conference for being in her way.

Joe Biden told a group in Maryland that he told President Obama not to go through with the bin Laden raid. Luckily no one listens to Joe Biden.

A six year old in California has been charged with sexual assault over game of tag. School officials say the kid got a little too handsy. While playing tag. Even if that were the case, wouldn’t there have to be some intent in order for it to be assault?

Todd Starnes Story of the Day: Atheists in Minnesota are trying a new ad campaign to convince people to ditch religion: Billboards with babies on them. Saying things like “Please don’t indoctrinate me with religion. Teach me to think for myself,” and “We are all born without belief in gods. Learn how to be a born-again atheist.”

A new Gallup poll of swing states has Mitt Romney leading President Obama 48-47%. Meanwhile Newt Gingrich trails by 15. The Poll was focused on Colorado, Florida, Iowa, Michigan, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Mexico, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Virginia and Wisconsin.

Shocking study of the day: A new study says that people don’t like the TSA and they don’t think it makes flying safer. Someone actually paid money for that. I should have been a pollster.